More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Logos on designer clothes don't make me feel like I've got a strong personal brand. No clothes make the man. Even wearing no clothes I'm still me."
"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."
"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"Mainstream news wants to keep you as a useful idiot. Instead, try being a non-useful idiot."
"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."