The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, beca... - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)"

"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."