The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, beca... - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense
"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."
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"Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition."
"I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love."
"I want to meddle with an Olympic medal made of silver metal. I want to alchemize it into gold, and use a mixture of science and mysticism to transform losing into winning."
"I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools."
"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."