The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, beca... - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense
"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."
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"Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top."
"I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)"
"Lie to me. Just to console my soul."
"Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition."
"I want to meddle with an Olympic medal made of silver metal. I want to alchemize it into gold, and use a mixture of science and mysticism to transform losing into winning."