More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."
"I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning."