My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechau... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial."
"I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines."
"I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy."
"My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."