My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechau... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance."
"My father sacrificed his life for our family when I was growing up. He was one of the bravest, wisest, and most unselfish goats I have ever known, and I will miss his cheese dearly."
"When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant."
"Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday."