More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial."
"I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines."
"I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy."
"My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."