More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance."
"My father sacrificed his life for our family when I was growing up. He was one of the bravest, wisest, and most unselfish goats I have ever known, and I will miss his cheese dearly."
"When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant."
"Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday."