My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechau... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster."
"With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives in a gated community. But what is amazing, however, is that he somehow managed to get his own cell."
"Yesterday I memorized Shakespeare, and tomorrow I'm also going to memorize his first name."
"Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday."
"I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines."