More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance."
"I always keep a Ziploc bag in my pocket, and wherever I go I fill up my bag with dirt, because my goal is to be the largest land holder in the world by the time I'm 42."
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines."
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."