The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more art... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."

"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."

"I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side."

"I don't like customer service, because I don't believe the customer should have to pay and help out too."

"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."