The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more art... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time."
"I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's teeth. Locating them wasn't really the problem, but pulling them out of my leg was."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."
"When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance."
"I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side."