More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More