You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."

"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."