You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."