I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."