I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."