I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."