"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."
"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."
"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."
"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
"Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d better believe that’s the truth."