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"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."
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"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."
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"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."
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"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
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"Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d better believe that’s the truth."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More