"My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?"
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink."
"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."