Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation.... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap."
"Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap."
"I love you the way ice melts in vodka—slowly, seamlessly, and invisibly. It’s a feel-good feeling whether you see it or not."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"I just bought a bag of potato chips. It was a smart buy, because when this world runs out of clean air, I’ll have plenty in that one little purchase."
"Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night before, looking for treasure buried deep in my subconscious."
"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."