Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation.... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap."
"Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap."
"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."
"I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?"
"An empty ketchup bottle full of romantic quotes is just what I need to turn my cheeseburger into the perfect lover. Now you can get more romantic for an upcharge of just 69 cents."
"I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank."
"Most scars are invisible. Damn transparent knives. Does anything cut deeper than love? I need to get some new body armor."