More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses."
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"