The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved h... - Dorothy Parker

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."