More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."