More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love you the way ice melts in vodka—slowly, seamlessly, and invisibly. It’s a feel-good feeling whether you see it or not."
"A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate to and embrace that mentality."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."