The trick to looking ageless is drinking 55 gallons of #Flas... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The trick to looking ageless is drinking 55 gallons of #FlashBangWowFuzz every 4-6 hours. 24-hour discounts available."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"I leave my door locked and unlocked. You know, for stopportunities. As a lover, I’ve been known—and unknown—to be like Zeno."
"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."