The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type."

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