The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present."
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"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."