#positive-attitude

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Feast, and your halls are crowdedFast, and the world goes bySucceed and give, and it helps you liveBut no man can help you die"

"Your past karma is what you found difficult or challenging in this life. To heal your past karma you would need to learn your life lessons for this life."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"