More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"The harmonica has musical wind, and is the breath of soul. It’s like a sad, lonely I love you lost in the breeze."
"I use two yards of wrapping paper per one inch of present. Luckily I gave you the gift of love, so I was able to wrap it in tinfoil. Uncover before reheating."
"I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true."
"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."