More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."
"I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."