"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"If you fear rejection, you won’t embrace acceptance. But don’t push yourself onto others, because they won’t pull you close."
"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."