"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"My I love yous were watered down, which was how I was able to grow such a beautiful garden. I’m a relationship farmer, and I’m growing as a person."
"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."