#Wake

"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."

"Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around"

"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."

"Every time I go to sleep, I know I may never wake up. How could anyone expect to? You drop your tiny, helpless mind into a bottomless well, crossing your fingers and hoping when you pull it out on its flimsy fishing wire it hasn't been gnawed to bones by nameless beasts below."

"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."

"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."

"Get me outa here. F*ckin' creepy cheerleaders."

"I just enjoy life now. I just enjoy every morning I get to wake up."

"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"

"Hope is but the dream of those who wake."

"Nobody sleeps at the Inn of Innovation. You don't wake up, but you do #startup."