There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to b... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it."
"I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead."
"I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with each knock being three years apart. At the end of the nine years I’ll reply, “Who is it?” And without delay or reply, the person on the other side of the door is to find a new job."