More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."