I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater.... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
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"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."
"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."