I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater.... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."
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"You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that."