I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
"I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am."