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"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."