More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."