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"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead."
"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."