I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right n... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."
"There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I could tell you the punch line, but the restaurant was so noisy that I didn’t hear it. But I laughed anyway, because I’ll bet it was pretty funny."
"She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up."
"I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am."