I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right n... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I could tell you the punch line, but the restaurant was so noisy that I didn’t hear it. But I laughed anyway, because I’ll bet it was pretty funny."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece."
"The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting."