The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christ... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."
"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."
"If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it."
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
"I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best."
"You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."