More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin."
"Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did."
"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."
"I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria."
"With my career I want to either make something or make an impact. Writers both make something, and make an impact."