Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high sc... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."
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"I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them."
"Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."