Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high sc... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."
"My answer is nope, so don’t even hope."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."
"His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it back in skull—what was I thinking?"