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"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?"
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More