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"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
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"When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More