"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink."
"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
"I prefer long-distance relationships. If we were dating, would you be offended if I asked you to stand back a few feet?"
"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."