I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."
"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."
"My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?"
"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."