"I wouldn’t feel great if you left me alone, but I wouldn’t feel bad either. I’d feel good, like I always do, which has nothing to do with you, even if you’ll have nothing to do with me."
"I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blood on the paper, because the lipstick was still attached to her cheating lips."
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"I remember her words about remembering my words, and that’s when it hit me: the quickest way to scalpel open a heart is with a declaration of love."
"Under the guise of being nice guys, the central bankers have done to the people what no army in history has been evil enough to do."