My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted ne... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."