My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted ne... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."