My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted ne... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."