More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"