Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic."

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