More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a motorcycle, provided you’re wearing your astronaut’s helmet."
"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."
"I have studied the astrological musings of the mystics, and I can conclude one thing: of all things cosmic, bowling is the best."