More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."
"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."