More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?"
"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"Grandpa often tells me I dance like my legs are engulfed in flames. I just go out there and put the fire of desire in women’s hearts."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."