More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
"The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you.""Oh my God,"I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me."
"In my memory her love shimmers, glimmers, and glitters the way light on black water reflects like diamonds, the treasure that was us."
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."