Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress ask... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."