Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress ask... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."