"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."