"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up."