"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."