"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."
"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."