"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"