"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."