Under the guise of being nice guys, the central bankers have... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Under the guise of being nice guys, the central bankers have done to the people what no army in history has been evil enough to do."
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"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."
"I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."