Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."