More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More