Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."