Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."