If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? H... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"