If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? H... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."