What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."