Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."