Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises."
"Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises."
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"If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
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