Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises."
"Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises."
"I used to think how lucky she was to have me, but now I realize that’s backwards. A spirit of gratitude yields patience, love, and forgiveness."
"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick."