More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two."