"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."
"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."
"Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is to post an ad on Craigslist titled, “Have lube, will travel."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."