"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."