Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it i... - Mark Twain

"The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read."

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech."