Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it i... - Mark Twain

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."