I made a cauldron of coffee, and I was thinking we could chu... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I made a cauldron of coffee, and I was thinking we could chug it and then teach each other how to dance by using the bottom of a floating canoe as a ballroom."

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