"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."
"A tree with red leaves is like an old man with gray hair. Likewise, my love for you was blue, but now it’s orange, and that’s a compliment."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited."
"I’ve never been in a yesterday quite like today. Seems like the perfect time to be in love."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."